Confidential Chronosynthesis Report

At 14:47:01 on 24/02/42, a confirmed sighting of a tourist from the 21st century was reported in the vicinity of the Chronosynthesis Hub.

The individual, identified as "John," was observed wearing a garish yellow jumpsuit and a bewildered expression.

John was overheard asking directions to the " nearest Starbucks" and was last seen fleeing the area in a rented hoverbike.

Further investigation revealed that John was attempting to take a selfie with a local Chrono-Sentinel, but was denied due to security protocols.

Recommendations for future interactions with 21st-century tourists include:

• Do not offer them coffee.
• Avoid discussing the merits of hoverbikes.