Chrono-Prophet FAQs
Q: What is a Chrono-Prophet?
A: It's a time-traveling prophet who's been sent to warn you of impending doom, but mostly just to tell you to check the fridge for leftovers.
Learn more about our time-traveling prophetQ: Why does the Chrono-Prophet always wear a fedora?
A: Because, you know, it's a classic look.
Read about the Chrono-Prophet's hat collectionQ: What's the deal with the Chrono-Prophet's constant references to 90s pop culture?
A: We like to think that the Chrono-Prophet is just ahead of the curve.
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