Are you tired of being a human pinball in a never-ending cycle of samurai sword duels and arbitrary time jumps? Do your friends and family think you're a crazy person with a penchant for 20th-century fashion? Do you just wanna know when the next tourist is gonna show up and ruin the whole "I'm trying to save the world" vibe?
This guide is for you. Here's the lowdown on the most common tourist reactions:
They just stand there, looking lost, trying to make sense of the samurai armor and the "HELP" graffiti on the wall.
What to do with Confused Tourists
They're all like "OH MY GODS, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A SAMURAI SWORD FIGHT!" and proceed to take selfies with the confused ones.
What to do with Eager Tourists
They're all like "Dude, this is just a bunch of tourists in a time loop, there's gotta be a better way to spend our afternoon." and proceed to leave.
What to do with Skeptical Tourists
Stay classy, travelers. Stay sane.