Tomorrow's Forecast
According to our highly unreliable sources, tomorrow will be:
- 8:00 AM: You will spill coffee on your shirt.
- 11:00 AM: A stranger will ask you for directions.
- 3:00 PM: The office air conditioning will malfunction.
A division of the Ministry of Temporal Forecasts
According to our highly unreliable sources, tomorrow will be:
Disclaimer: Our forecasts are entirely fictional and not actually accurate.