Present: John, Jane, Bob, and a mysterious figure from the year 3000.
The meeting started with a discussion of the importance of having a clear agenda. However, after 3 hours of discussion, it was decided that the agenda was actually the agenda item itself.
The meeting was then paused for 30 minutes to allow the attendees to meditate on the paradox.
Upon resuming, the group realized that the only logical conclusion was to have another meeting to discuss the first meeting.
This process repeated ad infinitum, with each meeting leading only to more questions and a deeper understanding of the infinite loop.
And so, we find ourselves here, trapped in the never-ending cycle of meetings, with no escape from the abyss of bureaucratic tedium.