Meet the Tech Giants We're Currently Not Paying Off Their Mortgages

We've got the best of the best in the business, folks! Our team has worked with the likes of:

Google

We helped them optimize their search results for 'cat pictures' and 'what to eat for dinner'. They were so impressed, they gave us a free lunch.

• Learn more about their top-secret 'Project: Intranet'

Facebook

We helped them rebrand their algorithm as 'not completely broken'. They were so happy, they offered us free social media management for all our employees.

• Check out their revolutionary new app for making fake friends'

Amazon

We assisted them in optimizing their '1-Click Ordering' system for maximum efficiency. They were so grateful, they offered us a 10% discount on all our purchases.

• Uncover the truth behind their Prime Now Program'

Microsoft

We helped them create their 'Windows 95' reboot, because, you know, who needs 32-bit when you can have 16-bit?

• Discover the secret behind their Azure plan to take over the world'

Apple

We worked with them to design their 'iPhone' case stickers that would make your phone look even more expensive. They were so pleased, they gave us a free iPhone case.

• Learn about their top-secret iWatch-Theremin collaboration'

And many more! Don't forget to check our clients page for the full list of tech giants we're not paying off their mortgages.