COFFEE MACHINE HACKING 101: TEMPERATURE CONTROL

WARNING: Fiddling with the temperature controls may lead to COFFEE-RELATED TRAUMA.

Objective: Override the temperature settings to achieve the perfect cup.

Prerequisites: Basic knowledge of electrical engineering, a strong stomach, and a love of caffeine.

  1. Step 1: Locate the temperature control panel. Usually hidden behind a false-bottomed compartment in the back of the machine.
  2. Step 2: Remove the screws. Use a screwdriver, but not your fingers.
  3. Step 3: Identify the temperature sensor. It looks like a small, roundish thingy.
  4. Step 4: Hack the temperature sensor. Use a soldering iron, but be careful not to burn yourself.
  5. Step 5: Set the desired temperature. Use a multimeter to calibrate the dial to your taste.
  6. Step 6: Replace the screws. Don't forget to put them back where they belong!