The Office Ninjutsu Training Academy is the premier institution for those seeking to become the stealthy, agile, and deadly ninjas of the corporate world.
Courses include:
Stealth Ninja Training:
Learn the art of moving unseen and unheard in the office. From dodging cubicle walls to slipping past security cameras, our expert instructors will teach you the ways of the ninja.
Discreet Surveillance and Sabotage:
Uncover the secrets of your coworkers and sabotage their plans for global domination (or at least, their TPS reports). Our expert instructors will guide you through the world of corporate espionage.
Corporate Espionage and Infiltration:
Gain the skills to infiltrate the highest levels of corporate leadership and uncover the secrets of the company's inner workings. Our expert instructors will teach you the art of corporate espionage and infiltration.