Back Room Meetings: Where Dreams Go to Die

Meeting Purpose:

Because regular meetings aren't enough, we have the Back Room Meeting, where ideas come to die, and dreams are crushed.

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss how the new coffee machine is still not making good enough coffee.
• Item 2: Debate the merits of pineapple on pizza
• Item 3: Fire someone, just for the fun of it.