CONTINGENCY PLANS FOR COFFEE MACHINE EMERGENCY

It's 8 AM. The office is in chaos. The coffee machine is on fire. What do you do?

Don't panic. We have a plan.

1. Call in a team of expert coffee tasters to assess the situation.

2. Activate the backup coffee machine (which, coincidentally, is located in the server room, right next to the fire suppression system).

3. Implement the "Code Brown" protocol, which involves making everyone take a 10-minute walk to the nearest park for some fresh air.

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