COFFEE MACHINE EMERGENCY PROTOCOL

Step 3: Replace the Fuses

It's time to bring in the big guns! If your coffee machine's fuses have blown, don't panic! Simply follow these steps to restore your caffeine flow.

Step 4: Replace the Controllers (because, of course, you have a backup plan B)

But wait, there's more! If you're still having trouble, you might need to:

1. Step 5: Call the Experts (AKA, the IT team, who are secretly coffee connoisseurs)
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3. Step 6: Start a New Machine (because, let's face it, it's time to upgrade, anyway)