Coffee Machine Emergency Response Team (CMERT)

Contingency Planning

Crisis Situations:

• Coffee Depletion
• Coffee Dispenser Malfunction
• Coffee Machine Uprising (CMU)

CMER Team Members

• John "Brewmaster" Smith (Lead Operative)
• Jane "JavaJunkie" Doe (Trainee Operative)
• Bob "Brewmaster General" Johnson (Veteran Operative)

Contingency Plans

• Plan A: Call in backup coffee machine from adjacent office building (adjacent-office-coffee-machine-contingency-plan.txt)
• Plan B: Use manual coffee brewing method (manual-coffee-brewing-method.pdf)
• Plan C: Abandon all hope, yield to coffee withdrawal (coffee-withdrawal-support-group.pdf)

Disclaimer: The contents of this page are for fictional, humorous purposes only and not meant to be taken seriously. Do not attempt to use these plans in real life, lest you wish to face the wrath of the coffee machine.

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