Coffee Machine Emergency Response Protocol

Desoldering the machine's brain is a serious matter.

Reason for emergency: COFFEE SUPPLY CRISIS

Desoldering Steps:

  1. Disconnect the coffee machine's power cord
  2. Locate the mainboard
  3. Use a soldering iron to desolder the brain
  4. Replace the brain with a spare
  5. Reassemble the machine
  6. Test the machine to ensure it still brews coffee

Remember, a coffee machine without a brain is like a pirate without a treasure: useless.