Incident Report
A Level 3 Coffee Machine Emergency has been declared. The coffee machine in the break room has ceased functioning.
Reason: Critical Java Bean shortage. Machine is offline pending urgent repair.
Location: The Break Room, Floor 3, Building A.
CERTIFIED CMERT TEAM MEMBERS ONLY, please report to the scene for further instructions.
Recommended Actions
- Call the Coffee Machine Repair Hotline: 1-800-COFFEE-ME
- Send a text message to John, the Coffee Machine Whisperer, at (555)-123-4567