Coffee Machine Emergency Protocols

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the coffee machine has malfunctioned. Please follow these protocols to ensure a swift resolution:

Protocol 1: Identify the Problem

Check the machine's error log for cryptic messages like 'FATAL: COFFEE OVERLOAD' or 'WARNING: WATER TEMPERATURE OUT OF CONTROL.'

• For 'FATAL: COFFEE OVERLOAD', restart the machine. This may involve performing an exorcism on the coffee grounds.
• For 'WARNING: WATER TEMPERATURE OUT OF CONTROL', adjust the water temperature to a reasonable level. We recommend between 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit.

Protocol 2: Contain the Situation