The coffee machine has broken down. Repeat, the coffee machine is down.
Reports indicate that the brew cycle is stuck on repeat, pumping an endless stream of lukewarm water into the reservoir.
The team has been alerted, but their responses are delayed due to an unfortunate case of Monday morning inertia.
Recommended course of action: DO NOT APPROACH THE COFFEE MACHINE
Instead, contact the designated Coffee Machine Emergency Response Team (CMERT) at CMERT Meeting Room 2 for further instructions.