Reports indicate the machine is spewing forth an unacceptable amount of lukewarm water.
We are working tirelessly to resolve the issue, but we need your input.
Please provide your coffee preferences and available caffeine levels.
The situation is bleak, but we're working on it.
Phase 1: Initial Assessment
Our team has been alerted to a potentially catastrophic coffee machine malfunction.
Proceed to Phase 2: Containment and MitigationReports indicate the machine is spewing forth an unacceptable amount of lukewarm water.
We are working tirelessly to resolve the issue, but we need your input.
Please provide your coffee preferences and available caffeine levels.
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