Plan B (a.k.a. The Nuclear Option) | Phase 2 Plan: Desperation
Fine. We'll just have to do it the hard way. Get the duct tape. Get the WD-40. Get the firehoses. We're gonna make this thing work, or die trying.
Disclaimer: This is a highly untested, highly unlikely solution. Proceed with caution.
If it doesn't work, don't come crying to us. We warned you.