Coffee Machine Emergency Phase 1, Substep 2: The Fix

Phase 1, Substep 2: The Fix

We're on the brink of disaster. The coffee machine, once a reliable friend, now spews forth bitter, black water from its spout. The office is in shambles.

A broken coffee machine, its once-sleek design now a twisted, nightmarish mess. Plan B (a.k.a. The Nuclear Option) | Phase 2 Plan: Desperation

Fine. We'll just have to do it the hard way. Get the duct tape. Get the WD-40. Get the firehoses. We're gonna make this thing work, or die trying.

Disclaimer: This is a highly untested, highly unlikely solution. Proceed with caution.

If it doesn't work, don't come crying to us. We warned you.