Coffee Machine Malfunction: Phase 1

Coffee Machine has malfunctioned. Repeat, COFFEE MACHINE HAS MALFUNCTIONED.

Subphase 1: Initial Response Protocol

Alert the authorities, activate theประก emergency coffee machine. If this doesn't work, call in the cavalry.

Substep 3: Advanced Coffee Machine Repair Techniques

Subphase 2: Containment and Evacuation

Evacuate all personnel to a safe distance from the malfunctioning coffee machine. Do not attempt to approach the machine, as it may be hot.

Substep 4: Emergency Coffee Machine Decontamination Procedure Subphase 3: Phase 2 Protocol