MEETING NOTES
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and the coffee machine
Objective: To resolve the coffee machine's existential crisis
The coffee machine, named "Brewster", had been malfunctioning for weeks, spewing out lukewarm water and half-hearted excuses.
After several tense hours of debate, we reached a breakthrough: the machine was not, in fact, sentient, but rather just a poorly maintained appliance.
- Replace Brewster with a new, less dramatic coffee machine.
- Clean the old machine to prevent future malfunctions.
- Establish a coffee fund to prevent future existential crises.
Discuss the implications of an existential crisis on office productivity