Section 1: Warranty Voids
Warranty voiding basics:
- Do not read this manual, as it will only lead to existential dread and a strong desire to void our warranty.
- In the event of a malfunction, do not attempt to repair the coffee machine yourself. This may result in further warranty voiding.
- Use of a screwdriver to pry open the top panel will immediately void any and all warranty.
See also:
Section 2: Advanced Warranty Voiding Techniques
Section 3: Warranty Voiding Case Studies