Section 2: Warranty Voiding Tips & Tricks
Warning: The following methods will void your warranty, but will also make you a more interesting conversationalist.
- Use your coffee machine as a bookshelf. This will void your warranty, but will also allow you to display your collection of vintage typewriters.
- Host a rave party in your break room. This will void your warranty, but will also give you a good excuse for calling in "hangover" to your boss.
- Install an arcade game in your break room. This will void your warranty, but will also provide an endless loop of 8-bit goodness.