Weekend Suffering Schedule

6:00 AM - Wake up to the sound of your alarm clock, which will inevitably be ignored
6:30 AM - Stumble to the kitchen to make coffee, only to find you're out
8:00 AM - Spend the next 3 hours scrolling through social media, feeling guilty about your existence
12:00 PM - Overwhelmed by emails, because who needs human interaction anyway?
6:00 PM - Ramen for dinner, because adulting is hard
10:00 PM - Weekend blues, where the only thing that's 'working' is your anxiety