Committee of Doom - Meeting 1234-1

Chairperson: Baron Von Sarcasm, Vice Chair: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Agenda:

Point 1: The Apocalypse
Point 2: The End of All Things
Point 3: Coffee Break
Point 4: The Return of the Lizards

Attendees:

Subcommittee on Lizard Affairs:

Chair: Zorvath the Lizard King

Minutes:

1. The apocalypse will be discussed at length.

2. The return of the lizards was deemed a priority.

3. Coffee break: "I'll have a venti half-caf, extra foamy, please."

Adjourned until the next meeting.

Note: This is the first meeting of the Committee of Doom, where they will discuss the impending apocalypse and the return of the lizards. The meeting will be held in a dark, damp basement with a faint scent of desperation. The air will be thick with the smell of stale coffee. Baron Von Sarcasm will be leading the meeting, and Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth will be taking notes. Zorvath the Lizard King will be chairing the subcommittee on Lizard Affairs, because who wouldn't want to be in charge of lizards?