Committee of 3456-3

Meet the esteemed members of Committee 3456-3, the most influential and utterly useless committee in the land.

Member 1: Chairman, B. J. "The Decider" Smith

B. J. is a master of the art of doing nothing, and has been leading our committee since the dawn of time. He is known for his exceptional ability to say "no" to any idea that doesn't involve a 3 o'clock tea break.

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Member 2: Vice-Chairwoman, A. A. "The Agitator" Johnson

A. A. is the driving force behind all our committee decisions, even if that means driving us all to distraction. She is a master of the art of being right, even when she's wrong.

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Member 3: Secretary, P. Q. "The Quiet One" Brown

P. Q. is the silent but deadly member of our committee, always lurking in the shadows and waiting for the perfect moment to strike with his pen and notebook.

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