Today's meeting has been officially declared a circus by our team of highly trained, highly paid consultants.
Someone wrote these down, but I have no idea who. Probably the intern.
Someone else said "no" to the last item, but I'm not sure who. Maybe the chair?
There's also a mysterious "who ate the last donut" note on the whiteboard. I'm not touching that.
Will be held on the same date, same time, and same location. Because we're a highly functional committee.