Committee of the Unusual: Decisions

Minutes of the meeting

Present were: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, and members: Balthazar McSnazz, Pipo LaPip, and Fizzles McGizwhiz.

• Resolution 1: The committee will meet in a secret underground bunker beneath the city's sewer system.
• Resolution 2: The committee will be powered by a diet of only coffee and existential dread.
• Resolution 3: The committee will make all decisions using only a Ouija board and a Magic 8 Ball.