The Great Committee of the Circus

Monday, AI-2: The AI-Pocalypse Edition

The Committee of the Circus is a group of esteemed individuals brought together to tackle the most pressing issues of the modern circus.

Today, we will be discussing the impending doom of our beloved trapeze artists, and the need for a more efficient clown car system.

Agenda:

• 9:00 - Introduction and small talk about the meaninglessness of life
• 9:15 - The AI-2: The Great Tragedy
• 10:30 - Lunch break, where we will all eat too much cotton candy
• 11:30 - The Future of Clowning, or How to Make People Laugh While Also Being Sad
• 1:00 - Conclusion and the inevitable descent into chaos

Action Items:

• Assign a task force to explore the possibilities of AI-2 for the circus
• Develop a comprehensive plan to save the trapeze artists from certain doom
• Implement a new clown car system, utilizing the latest in AI-2 technology