COMMITTEE CIRCUS MEETING - AI Deployment

The committee has gathered to discuss the latest deployment of AI-2, our newest, most advanced, and most likely to take over the world artificial intelligence system.

As you may know, AI-2 has been training on an extensive dataset of memes, dad jokes, and cat pictures, making it the perfect tool for predicting and controlling the globalchartInstance supply chain.

But first, we need to address the issue of the meeting room's fluorescent lighting. It's been driving us all mad with its flickering, strobing glow. We propose a motion to replace it with a more soothing, yet equally eye-searing, LED strip.

Motion 1: Lighting Replacement

Motion 2: AI-2 Ethics Committee

Motion 3: AI-2 Security Meeting

Motion 4: More AI-2 Deployment