Council of Clowns for the Greater Good

Welcome, esteemed members of the Council of Clowns for the Greater Good! Today we will be discussing the finer points of juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle.

Agenda for Tuesday's Meeting

Item 3: "Juggling Chainsaws 101" - A presentation by Blinky the Clown.

Discussion Points:

• What is the optimal number of chainsaws to juggle while riding a unicycle?
• How to properly handle dropped chainsaws while maintaining a steady pace.
• Best practices for not cutting oneself while juggling chainsaws.