We will spend the next 20 minutes reading from a 300-page document about nothing in particular.
Discussion will revolve around the importance of having 3-inch binders for all meeting materials.
Refreshments will be provided by the janitorial staff.
We will wrap up the day by summarizing the non-events of the day and making promises to do better in the future.
Next Meeting: Wednesday - The Committee of the Incredibly Unimportant.
See you there!
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