Tuesday Agenda Item 10: The Great Donut Debacle
The Case of the Vanishing Treats
It's Tuesday, and you're wondering where the donuts went. The committee's favorite pastry haven't been seen since last Thursday. We need to get to the bottom of this.
Possible explanations:
- Aliens stole them for a snack.
- The intern ate them all as a prank.
- They were secretly replaced with vegan alternatives.
Action Items:
- Conduct an investigation into the missing donut phenomenon
- Hire a donut detective to track down the missing treats
- Establish a Donut Emergency Fund to provide for the team's snacking needs