Presented by: Zorvath, Chairperson of Utter Nonsense
Attendees: 23 esteemed members of the Committee of the Absurd, plus a few surprise guests
Action Items:
- Item 1: Repeal the law of gravity (Deferred to next meeting)
- Item 2: Establish a national holiday for napping
- Item 3: Declare pineapple pizza a crime against humanity
Actions Taken:
- We voted to rename the conference room to "The Void of Uncertainty"
- We tabled the proposal to make all meetings held in a parallel universe
- We mandated the use of only the finest, most expensive pens for all committee members
Next Meeting: Thursday
Previous Meeting: Wednesday