Agenda Item 6: The Great Squirrel Heist

Presented by: Bob the Accountant

Summary:

Item 6 is a proposal to acquire 100,000 bushels of acorns for the committee's secret squirrel reserve. The reserve will be used to fund our upcoming Squirrel Olympics.

Key Points:

• Acorns will be stored in a secure underground bunker, guarded by a team of highly trained ninja squirrels.
• The bunker will be powered by a state-of-the-art squirrel-friendly solar panel system.
• We will host the Squirrel Olympics in a state-of-the-art, climate-controlled dome.

Action Items:

1. Acquire 100,000 bushels of acorns from local suppliers.

2. Hire a team of ninja squirrels to guard the bunker.

3. Install the solar panel system.

4. Build the Squirrel Olympics dome.

Decision:

The committee voted unanimously to approve the Great Squirrel Heist. Motion carried.

Next Action:

Bob the Accountant will contact local suppliers to acquire the acorns.

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