Agenda Item 3: The Circus of Committee Meetings

Today, at precisely 3:14pm, we will convene for the discussion of:

1. The Elephant in the Room (Literally)

It's time to face the music and address the elephant that has been living in our break room for weeks. We have a team of expert handlers on standby, ready to escort the pachyderm to a new home.

Subcommittee: Elephant Relocation Committee (ERC)

Chairman: Bob the Clown

Co-Chairwoman: Sally Sideshow

Representatives: Larry the Lion, Blinky the Balloon Twister, and 50+ other assorted clowns