Attendee 3 is running late due to a sudden case of "Sudden Onset Meeting Fatigue Syndrome" (SOMFS) and will be entering the meeting via a 3D-printed jetpack.
Current Status:
• Arrived 10 minutes after scheduled meeting start time
• Jetpack malfunctioning, currently experiencing 3D-printed lag
• Will attempt to join meeting via holographic telepresence
Meeting Status:
• Chairperson, Cthulhu, is still on a conference call with an unknown number of elder gods
• Secretary, Sisyphus, is still stuck in an infinite loop of paperwork and existential dread
• Attendee 1, a sentient AI, is still deciding whether or not to attend, citing "systematic uncertainty regarding meeting minutes and snack policy"
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