Committee of the Unwilling: Member 3

Confidential Briefing

Member 3, you've been called to this secret meeting because your questionable life choices have been brought to our attention. It appears you've developed an unhealthy obsession with collecting antique teapots.

There's a support group for you, Teapot Anonymous, if you're interested.
However, your love of teapots is not the real concern here. We've received reports of you hiding actual cash in the teapots. See attached reports.

Action Items

1. Conceal the cash in a safer location.
2. Attend Teapot Anonymous meetings for at least 3 months.

Next meeting: Return to Chairperson.

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