Are you tired of being seen? Do you want to be like a ninja, but not as cool? Look no further! This guide will teach you the art of invisibility, or at least, the art of looking like you're not paying attention.
Just stare at a spot on the wall, and don't blink. It's harder than you think, but trust me, it's a skill.
Put on a pair of sunglasses, and a fedora. Suddenly, you're not just invisible, you're stylish.
It's all about the confidence, baby! Walk into walls, and then just stand there. People will think you're just, uh, "admiring the architecture."