Committee Member 3's Hidden Abilities

In a shocking turn of events, Committee Member 3 has revealed their secret talents, which have been hidden in plain sight all along.

1. Extreme Knitting

• Knitting sweaters faster than you can say 'Committee Meeting'
• Creating scarves that are so intricate, they'll make you question your life choices
• Sewing together disparate threads of society, one stitch at a time

2. Master of the Dark Arts (in PowerPoint)