Exceptions to the Exceptional Attendance Policy

For those who insist on being absent, yet somehow still manage to be present.

Exceptions include (but are not limited to):

• Being stuck in a time loop and reliving the same meeting for eternity.
• Falling down a rabbit hole in the office supply closet and getting lost in the stacks of paper clips.
• Accidentally booking a meeting with your doppelganger, who just so happens to look exactly like you.
• Participating in an intense staring contest with a particularly stubborn stapler.

Late Comers: The Exception that Keeps on Exceptioning