Meeting of the Incompetent Committee - Minutes

Committee Member 4: Present

Meeting Goal: Discuss ways to procrastinate on actual work

1. Member 1: "I'm on the verge of a breakthrough in my latest project, but I need 5 more minutes."
2. Member 2: "I've been working on it for weeks, but I just need to check my email one more time."
3. Member 3: "I'm on a conference call, but I can talk about it afterwards."
4. Member 4: "I'm here, I'm listening... I think."

Next Meeting: Never. We've got a lot of work to do... somewhere else.

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Resolve to do something, maybe