Member 5 of the Intergalactic Committee for Making Decisions
Date of Birth: 300,000 BCE (Before Committee Meetings)
Place of Birth: The Moon, Earth's Natural Satellite (but only after the Great Mooning)
Weight: 200 kg (but only on Tuesdays)
Height: 2.5 meters (in meters of paperwork)
The Chair of the Intergalactic Committee for Making Decisions (aka The All-Mighty Chairman McChairface)
Witnessed By:
Member 3 (aka The One Who Always Eats All The Cookies)
Member 9 (aka The One Who Always Forgets What Day It Is)
Read the Congratulatory Letter from The Committee for Making Decisions