The meeting was called to order at 9:01 AM by the Chair, who immediately asked if anyone had seen the new coffee machine in the break room.
A heated debate ensued about the merits of the new coffee machine, with some arguing it was an eyesore and others claiming it was a game-changer.
The discussion was so heated that the IT department had to be called in to reboot the machine, only to have it break down again.
In a surprise move, the CEO walked in and declared that the company would be providing free coffee for all employees, as long as they drank it from the new machine.
The room fell silent, with many employees looking at each other in shock and awe.