Present: 1 member, 1 chair, 1 coffee machine
1. Approve the cat's haircut
2. Decide on the optimal snack-to-meeting ratio
3. Elect the committee chair (again, because it's just one guy)
1. Buy more coffee for the coffee machine
1. The cat's haircut is APPROVED
2. The optimal snack-to-meeting ratio is 1:3 (3 snacks per 1 meeting member)
3. The committee chair remains the one guy
Same time, same place, same guy
1:01 PM - The meeting has been adjourned by the one guy, because he's done for today