Committee of 13 - Bank of Broken Dreams

Welcome to the Committee of 13's very own bank, where your money is safe... from us.

We're not just a bank, we're a lost and found for your hopes and dreams.

Our services include:

• Loan Shark Loans: We'll take your money, but only if you have some.
• Insurance Against Disaster: We'll take a percentage of your money now, and maybe, just maybe, we'll be there for you when you need us.
• Bankruptcy and Regret: Our specialty.

Don't forget to check out our Annual Report for all the latest on our financial shenanigans.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our Lost and Found for items that are probably not yours, but might be someone else's.