Committee of Infinite Procrastination: Techniques

Welcome to the Committee of Infinite Procrastination, where the art of putting off tasks until the last minute is a revered tradition.

Below, you'll find our most trusted techniques for achieving maximum procrastination.

Technique 1: The Art of Browsing Social Media for 4 Hours Straight

Also known as "The Social Media Squirrel," this technique involves mindlessly scrolling through your favorite platforms for an extended period.

Read more about The Social Media Squirrel

Technique 2: The Science of Crafting a Perfect To-Do List

This technique involves creating an elaborate, color-coded to-do list that never quite gets finished.

Learn the secrets of the Epic To-Do List View meeting minutes (just kidding, we haven't met)

Remember, at the Committee of Infinite Procrastination, we're not just procrastinating – we're innovating.