Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to guide the unwary towards a future filled with certainty and correctitude.
We meet in an undisclosed location, at an undisclosed time. If you're not on the list, don't bother trying to get in. We're not interested.
| Prophet | Specialty |
|---|---|
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Foretelling the apocalypse, but mostly just predicting the weather |
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Interpreting dreams, but mostly just making stuff up |
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Reading palms, predicting the future, and charging an hourly rate |
Want to join us? Apply now!
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