Committee of Regrets: The Unofficial Roster of People Who Should've Stayed in Bed

Bob "I Should've Never Married My Cousin" Johnson

I once thought love was like a warm hug for the soul, but it turns out it's just a bad haircut with a side of divorce papers.

Read Bob's Story

I traded my 401(k) for a collection of worthless plush toys. Now I'm just a cautionary tale in a retirement home.

My stomach will never forgive me for putting mayonnaise on a hot dog. Neither will my cardiologist.

Who needs a 401(k) when you can have a 401(1)?

Read Jane's Resume

This committee is for anyone who's ever said, "What's a little more debt?" or "I'll just have one more cookie..."

Join us for our next meeting, where we'll be discussing the merits of eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.