The Committee of the Mayhem is proud to announce the winners of our prestigious awards.
Winner: Balthazar McSnarl for his groundbreaking research on the application of entropy in the kitchen.
Winner: Zephyr Wimbly for successfully navigating a Category 5 hurricane while sipping a cosmopolitan.
Winner: Xylara Lumen for turning a mundane office meeting into a ritual of bloodless sacrifice.
Winner: Balthazar McSnarl (same guy, different hat) for writing an entire dissertation using only parentheticals.
See also: Runner-Ups and Honorable Mentions
Stay tuned for next year's ceremony!