MEETING AGENDA FOR THE COMMITTEE OF THE MAYHEM

Today's agenda, because who needs actual productivity:

• 11:00am - 11:10am: Pointless Formalities - Because who doesn't love pointless discussions?
• 11:10am - 12:00pm: Budget Reality Check - We'll just pretend to look at numbers, but let's be real, it's not like it'll change anything.
• 12:00pm - 1:00pm: Department of Red Tape - Because who needs actual progress when you can just create more paperwork?
• 1:00pm - 2:00pm: Committee of the Mayhem Subsidiary Meeting - We're just here for the free food!
• 2:00pm - 3:00pm: Crisis Management (aka "Crisis Crisis") - Because someone needs to pretend to fix things while we all secretly check our phones.
• 3:00pm - 4:00pm: Committee of the Mayhem Subsidiary Adjunct Meeting - More free food! (Just kidding, there's still food left from the last meeting.)

Please arrive on time, but don't worry if you're not actually on time; we'll just assume you're just another lost soul wandering into our meeting room.

See you there!